OH CRAP! I JUST MADE A SOUP!

So... this is a tale of me wanting something to eat...

It started with me seeing some crackers... I thought:

"Oooh! I want Crackers with what I am having"

glancing once more at he pantry, my eyes found a can of Corn and shortly thereafter a can of Green Beans...

"Oh! I'll do a nice little Corn and Greenbean Salad" then, a beat afterward

"oh! a Hot Salad would be even better!"

So, with one swift motion I coerced the canned vegetation into the glistening pool of pale golden, churned dairy, which was waiting, almost wantonly for the yellow and green melange.

Then, with a sudden, grim realization, I wrenched my neck back towards the pantry, searching desperately for a culinary acid: lemon juice... anything!... THERE! I nearly lunged at the solitary can of Tomato paste sitting on the third shelf, flanked by a box of coffee filters and various other sundry items.

Expertly I emptied the can into the sizzling pan.

"Bugger! There isn't enough liquid in the pan to make the Tomato Paste Smooth!"

thinking on my feet I ran to the water cooler and filled a cup half way. As the water touched the pan it sizzled so loudly and so violently 'twas almost as if the metal was screaming out in pains...

Then came: "OH CRAP! I Just made a Soup!!!"